MY SECOND DAY OF FASTING!

well, yesterday didnt go as bad as I thought it would. Even though working at a restaurant isnt very much help to begain with, but I actually pulled thru! didnt cave in to the delightful temptaions, i sniffed here and there...but thats about it.

People say that the first week of fasting is the hardest, not to mention the first day! my goodness! now I know how the starving kids from etheopia must feel like...I'm only saying this in exaduration!... but seriously, it was a hard day yesterday.

You must think that after drinking water all day, I would be spending most of my day peeing like a raise horse or I would be getting up every minute last night, but didnt happen that way...I guess I just peed everying in one go! so today is another wonderful day of not eating. i can deal with it.

Not eating on the second day never killed anyone! then again...fasting for thirty days is a free ticket to the grave! Alisha was just missunderstanding and missreading things...this fasting diet only goes for two week not thirty days!...so I lied when I was saying that I was going to fast for thirty days...in the back of my mind I was thinking; "is this humanly possible?"...which its not. but ne hoo! We'll see if this second day is a lot easier than yesterdays!

ciao, bellas y bellas!

STOP EATING YOU FAT ASS

Being 5'7" and 170 lbs? omg! I'm fat! yes....fat! F.A.T! I have decided to go into a water diet. I'll be drinking water for 30 days!

who made me decide this? Alisha! after saying that I look skinny in pics, what does that make you think? that I'm not so skinny in person!

its ok! if a lighting strikes I call first dibs on her turkey legs!

another p.t.

shes soooo trying this diet with me!

i hope it works

cross your fingers

and hope for the best!

for all you know!

i could be your next brad pitt!

and be ware of the future Angelina Jolie! (a.k.a. Alisha)

....and do you know how much money it would save us if we dont eat?!?!?!

LOTS OF MONEY APPARENTLY!!!

we'll see! we'll see!

heres a before pic!

THE AFTER WILL COME IN 30 DAYS!

SOMETHING NEW?

So I decided to get a nifty little blogger, since everyone seemed to have one and enjoy it. Why cant I have one? So, I did... Welcome to "The Gospel Of Jononon" where you will get lots and lots of complaining, bitching, venting, and retorical literacy! If thats not a word then I suppose i just made one up. "Retorical Literacy"...ah...how great is the world and made up words! I would also like to thank Alisha, for helping me get this new source of intertainment. Where I will get to show off my grammatical errors and make a Native English speaker ashemed to know that I, personally have been mutilating their Language! But, I do have to say that English, for one... its a tad complicated for native english speaker. For example, Alisha, lord...*sigh* Alisha! haha...She cant even say words right! Its must be a hereditary speach impediment or maybe its just that she cant seem to master the skill of english speaking. But, I will do my best to keep this blogger updated as much as i cant...busy busy me! but I'll try...'till morrow!

jonathan!

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