Not to mention that "the hills" is the most amazing show on tv and has the most amazing leading lady in it! Lauren Conrad! Who is amazingly hot, beautiful, and fashionable. She got her chance to go to Paris this year or last year...whenever the show was recorded i guess... but the thing is she got to go Paris and stay with The hottie Brody. Just to make things even more intresting, the show isnt over yet...I mean, ofcourse they had their season finally show and all that deal. But it is sooo not over yet. We still have to see what happens to Lauren in Paris.
Lauren Conrad is sooo on the top cover of "Shape" magazine! looking sexy-fied in a blue bikini! If I had to pick for a heterosexual lover she would be it. Basically....AMAZING!
Friday, December 14, 2007
I BELIEVE IS TIME FOR ANOTHER ONE
this is what I do when life gets pathetic, i write meaningless blogs. I really dont have anything to say other than it is cold as a mother outside, but no snow...it makes me sad that i may not get to see snow again. Since I am moving far far farthur away from the north pole! right in the middle of america...central america, where the messicans are at...the real messican not the "hey bato" ones. I'm talking about the ones that wear sombreros and dance around it to the beat of la cucaracha.
hopefully there will be alot more things to do there than there is to do here. Abilene is so boring. You walk down the street and oh look a church, you turn down the road and HEY! how do you know...another church. I swear!
The night life here sucks...its dead..or...too ghetto that people end up being dead!
SHOCKER OF THE DAY!
today I was at a red light when some homeless guy walks to my car and taps on the window. I, kinda-sorta...thinking I was being smart rolled down the window just a little so I could hear him speak...and he asked me for 20 dollars, which, I did have...but I'm not just going to hand out a 20 dollar bill to some random homeless guy...i mean...heller! he might need it not to feed his three year old *that was his "reason"* but rather need it for him alcoholism, "drug-alism", or what other lism there would be. I looked at him and said that I didnt have any cash on me. I rolled my window back up and then I turn to him and he looks at me, smiles, flips me off and then he kick my car! what a morron. Lets see if I'll ever have simpathy for any other homeless bastard again!...sorry.
...THE END...of the shocker part.
i dont know...i dont even know if people read this shit!...but i might have to stop writting blogs
because!
someone said that I sound like a valley girl on speed! WTF! as if! but I will not stop writting.
WHY?
because it keeps me sane thru the bordem that this town has to offer. lol
and I guess I'm done...
i want to chat it up with some peeps
later..
love,
jonathan.
hopefully there will be alot more things to do there than there is to do here. Abilene is so boring. You walk down the street and oh look a church, you turn down the road and HEY! how do you know...another church. I swear!
The night life here sucks...its dead..or...too ghetto that people end up being dead!
SHOCKER OF THE DAY!
today I was at a red light when some homeless guy walks to my car and taps on the window. I, kinda-sorta...thinking I was being smart rolled down the window just a little so I could hear him speak...and he asked me for 20 dollars, which, I did have...but I'm not just going to hand out a 20 dollar bill to some random homeless guy...i mean...heller! he might need it not to feed his three year old *that was his "reason"* but rather need it for him alcoholism, "drug-alism", or what other lism there would be. I looked at him and said that I didnt have any cash on me. I rolled my window back up and then I turn to him and he looks at me, smiles, flips me off and then he kick my car! what a morron. Lets see if I'll ever have simpathy for any other homeless bastard again!...sorry.
...THE END...of the shocker part.
i dont know...i dont even know if people read this shit!...but i might have to stop writting blogs
because!
someone said that I sound like a valley girl on speed! WTF! as if! but I will not stop writting.
WHY?
because it keeps me sane thru the bordem that this town has to offer. lol
and I guess I'm done...
i want to chat it up with some peeps
later..
love,
jonathan.
DO YOU BELIVE IN SANTA?
NOPE!
but I do believe in my mothers wallet!
a lil shocking from a nine year old...but yet sooo truthful!
but I do believe in my mothers wallet!
a lil shocking from a nine year old...but yet sooo truthful!
Thursday, December 13, 2007
ANOTHER DAY IN THE SHOES OF...ME!
augh...
wally and marty....its not the same anymore. It doesnt make me happy anymore. Looked for a tobagan and couldnt find any.
oh! AND
why is it so hard to manufacture a decent cute pair of gloves? i've been looking for the perfect pair and yet...no estoy contento! like seriously! i'll find the right look but the wrong color, or i'll find the right color but not the right look! I swear!
i love my life...right...but it is so unfare!...BWW's- he wasnt there! poop on that waste of shawns gas! well his parents gas...we were in his parents care...he ate...i was just there to give my eyes a pupil part-tay.
back to wally and marty...all the homos and their mommas work there...like serously...we shaw a guy that added shawnzo onmyspace- i like to call him shawnzo's crush- but shawnzo totally denyed his request...
he's fugly and grody! a total hey boy hey minus!
TO FINALZE THIS POINTLESS BLOG
i was trying to take a desent pic in the bathroom but I didnt manage to do so...and i asked shawn (which is is asking me to buy him a really expinsive D&G jacket...but i'm afraid I cant...I want to buy me some Ginch and Gonch undies and I can only use it once at a time) if he could take them for me and he said...if I'm in the pic taking mood! augh...wadda whore!
lol
life is awesome!
laters
vesu vesu
jonathan.
wally and marty....its not the same anymore. It doesnt make me happy anymore. Looked for a tobagan and couldnt find any.
oh! AND
why is it so hard to manufacture a decent cute pair of gloves? i've been looking for the perfect pair and yet...no estoy contento! like seriously! i'll find the right look but the wrong color, or i'll find the right color but not the right look! I swear!
i love my life...right...but it is so unfare!...BWW's- he wasnt there! poop on that waste of shawns gas! well his parents gas...we were in his parents care...he ate...i was just there to give my eyes a pupil part-tay.
back to wally and marty...all the homos and their mommas work there...like serously...we shaw a guy that added shawnzo onmyspace- i like to call him shawnzo's crush- but shawnzo totally denyed his request...
he's fugly and grody! a total hey boy hey minus!
TO FINALZE THIS POINTLESS BLOG
i was trying to take a desent pic in the bathroom but I didnt manage to do so...and i asked shawn (which is is asking me to buy him a really expinsive D&G jacket...but i'm afraid I cant...I want to buy me some Ginch and Gonch undies and I can only use it once at a time) if he could take them for me and he said...if I'm in the pic taking mood! augh...wadda whore!
lol
life is awesome!
laters
vesu vesu
jonathan.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
DEAR, FAT MAN!
Dear Santa
all I want for x-mas is Jay Mannuel underneath a missletoe smooching my brains out! but that would be the ultimate x-mas present.
and what will make it the same ol' pathetic x-mas as always would be
1. D&G white shoes
2. the itouch
3. "son of the witch" and "confession of an ugly step sister"
4. all of the cheeta girl CD's
5. will and grace seasons 6 and 7
6. a new digital camara
7. a chi (even if I dont have long hair anymore)
8. high metabolism
9. a manicure (my cuticles are fugly)
10. botox
11. omigawd amigawd you guys!! and ofcourse legally blonde the musical...duh
and
12. money? just in case you fail to get me all i want...i can get it myself
love,
jonathan.
all I want for x-mas is Jay Mannuel underneath a missletoe smooching my brains out! but that would be the ultimate x-mas present.
and what will make it the same ol' pathetic x-mas as always would be
1. D&G white shoes
2. the itouch
3. "son of the witch" and "confession of an ugly step sister"
4. all of the cheeta girl CD's
5. will and grace seasons 6 and 7
6. a new digital camara
7. a chi (even if I dont have long hair anymore)
8. high metabolism
9. a manicure (my cuticles are fugly)
10. botox
11. omigawd amigawd you guys!! and ofcourse legally blonde the musical...duh
and
12. money? just in case you fail to get me all i want...i can get it myself
love,
jonathan.
LIFE IS SOOOO FUCKING EXPENSIVE.
needles = 1.49
toilet paper (mega roll) = 9.98
bubble gum = .99
an elf apron = 9.99
scar treatment silicone scar sheets = 13.99
i mean...helloo...39.42 for only five items...where are we all heading to...the great depression?!? STUPID BUSH! which I dont know if Bush has anything to do with the market price of anything...but he's the one to blame...i mean after all he runs this country!
i should move to a third world country where I wont need toilet paper and used leafs, not worry about bad breath, sewing shit, not worry about my stupid keloids (which they have come to be a little too expensive) and trying to keep my mother in the chirstmas spirit by buying her and elf apron (which it was too cute for her own good).
augh...
lol
whatelse
oooo yeah
today at ihop I saw someone that looked like someone that I cannot mention "its" name...and we totally thought that person was with the other person that, as well, cant say "its" name.
and I'm thinking...that i should make a christmas list just like everyone I know is doing...but my taste seems to be a lil too expensive for peoples budgets! so someone said *cough* shawnzo *cough* I should do it...just for the fun of it....
earlier i felt emotional...but all it took from being all emo and sounding like i was about to cut my wrist was my homotesticle best friend.
which...i tend to get emotional..but not that emotial...just over exadurating...ha!
over dramatic me!
k...well i have to go and watch this video that apperantly according to shawn is histerical.
laters.
toilet paper (mega roll) = 9.98
bubble gum = .99
an elf apron = 9.99
scar treatment silicone scar sheets = 13.99
i mean...helloo...39.42 for only five items...where are we all heading to...the great depression?!? STUPID BUSH! which I dont know if Bush has anything to do with the market price of anything...but he's the one to blame...i mean after all he runs this country!
i should move to a third world country where I wont need toilet paper and used leafs, not worry about bad breath, sewing shit, not worry about my stupid keloids (which they have come to be a little too expensive) and trying to keep my mother in the chirstmas spirit by buying her and elf apron (which it was too cute for her own good).
augh...
lol
whatelse
oooo yeah
today at ihop I saw someone that looked like someone that I cannot mention "its" name...and we totally thought that person was with the other person that, as well, cant say "its" name.
and I'm thinking...that i should make a christmas list just like everyone I know is doing...but my taste seems to be a lil too expensive for peoples budgets! so someone said *cough* shawnzo *cough* I should do it...just for the fun of it....
earlier i felt emotional...but all it took from being all emo and sounding like i was about to cut my wrist was my homotesticle best friend.
which...i tend to get emotional..but not that emotial...just over exadurating...ha!
over dramatic me!
k...well i have to go and watch this video that apperantly according to shawn is histerical.
laters.
AAAYYYY! ME DUELE
someone broke my heart.
i feel like being emo
and write a piece of art.
But i rather not give a shit
and
SLAP some effin sense and see
if some brain cells will go thru the right direction
ME MYSELF AND I
god!
give a shit about me for a change!
then again...i talk about I as the whole world
but I talk about the whole world
as one.
I
i feel like being emo
and write a piece of art.
But i rather not give a shit
and
SLAP some effin sense and see
if some brain cells will go thru the right direction
ME MYSELF AND I
god!
give a shit about me for a change!
then again...i talk about I as the whole world
but I talk about the whole world
as one.
I
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
KELOIDS! FUCK THAT SHIT!
augh. visits...doctors visits make sick to my stomach. What is it called? White sindrome? I believe I have that hidious deseas. I get nervous. My heart beats out the walls. I cant seem to get a straight word out of my mouth (not that i've ever had). I cant seem to stand up straight (then again...haha). I sweat. I get hot. I just HATE it. It was one of those days today. I went to a plastic surgeon to get this hidious ugly nasty things behind my ears called Keloids. Its a type of scare also known as proud skin. Well, mind is effin proud because if effin huge! and I am no exadurating about it. you can ask anyone you know and they'll be like; "Damn why you got some testicles growing out of your ears!!"
Which, you'll be surprsied someone did metioned that to me last night. She happened to be a red head, about 5'5" 160 lbs (i'm just taking stabs at her physique...hope i dont say anything wrong!) and yeah comments like those tend to get me straight to da booty!
Anyhow, I had an apt like around 11 ish this morning...i got there a lil bit early...like around 45 mins early lol...thats so not me but i was there early...I got to see my doc's boobs. She was showing off her treated "proud skin" and she was showing how easy and non painful it is. NONPAINFUL MY FAGGOTY ASS!!! Just tell me if getting 25 shots on one ear and then 15 on the other isnt painful. I mean, you bleed! it itches! its burns! its HELL!
This all comes to teach me a lesson...some sorts of stupid fashion arent ment to be for me. This painful process of removing what used to be a Keloid and now its a tumor its total pain!
and yes. this is a bitchy blog!
i need attention, some love, some apethy, some sympathy?, something. to confort this annoying pain!
and just to think that I have at least six more months for this stupid process to keep up with.
i hate it.
i hate it
i hate it
i hate it
THE END.
Which, you'll be surprsied someone did metioned that to me last night. She happened to be a red head, about 5'5" 160 lbs (i'm just taking stabs at her physique...hope i dont say anything wrong!) and yeah comments like those tend to get me straight to da booty!
Anyhow, I had an apt like around 11 ish this morning...i got there a lil bit early...like around 45 mins early lol...thats so not me but i was there early...I got to see my doc's boobs. She was showing off her treated "proud skin" and she was showing how easy and non painful it is. NONPAINFUL MY FAGGOTY ASS!!! Just tell me if getting 25 shots on one ear and then 15 on the other isnt painful. I mean, you bleed! it itches! its burns! its HELL!
This all comes to teach me a lesson...some sorts of stupid fashion arent ment to be for me. This painful process of removing what used to be a Keloid and now its a tumor its total pain!
and yes. this is a bitchy blog!
i need attention, some love, some apethy, some sympathy?, something. to confort this annoying pain!
and just to think that I have at least six more months for this stupid process to keep up with.
i hate it.
i hate it
i hate it
i hate it
THE END.
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