DEAR, FAT MAN!

Dear Santa

all I want for x-mas is Jay Mannuel underneath a missletoe smooching my brains out! but that would be the ultimate x-mas present.

and what will make it the same ol' pathetic x-mas as always would be

1. D&G white shoes
2. the itouch
3. "son of the witch" and "confession of an ugly step sister"
4. all of the cheeta girl CD's
5. will and grace seasons 6 and 7
6. a new digital camara
7. a chi (even if I dont have long hair anymore)
8. high metabolism
9. a manicure (my cuticles are fugly)
10. botox
11. omigawd amigawd you guys!! and ofcourse legally blonde the musical...duh
and
12. money? just in case you fail to get me all i want...i can get it myself

love,

jonathan.