Saturday, October 27, 2007

OUR PEPSI DELIVERY GUY IS GAY

Today like around 1:45 pm some randome guy walks in to my moms business, he looks around and seems a little be lost. I happen to be by the door when he walked in and he introduced himself as "the new pepsi delivery guy". A farely attractive man, only in his twenties, tall, handsome, strong voice, and very VERY built...in other words...hes hot!

I just stood there look up and proceeded to say between giggles "wow, you're very tall" he looked at me and winked...lord I'll be damned, i literally went weak on my knees. Then after my own little minute in heaven i kept stearing at him. He waved his hand infront of my face and said "I have a delivery, where should I drop it off?" I kept stearing not even caring if I was being obvious about the whole thing and literally whiping the drool off my mouth and said with a tremble in my voice "by...the doors?" He smiled and sarcastically said "doors? which one?" i antisipated before he could say anything else and made me look like a total morron and corrected myself "well...door" I walked towards the kitchen laughing at myself thinking of how stupid i had looked.

He did his job, unloaded the turck and as he was sitting down the merchendise I couldnt help but to stare as he was bending over. lol. he then porceeded to say. "hey, I'm new to this town and I was wondering if you could help me?" Excuse me! help?! uhmmmm...."sure" he then said "well...dont make a deal about it...but" i could see he was getting nervous to ask but the he proceeded to ask "i want to go out tonight" I could see where all this was going, so....i played dumb. I asked him if he was looking for a bar and he said yes. So, I named all the bars I could think of except for one. I knew i was going to bring it up sooner or later but I had to wait and see where all this was going. Then, he looked around him, leaned over and whispered "any gay bars in this town?"...as the tease that I am I proceeded to say with a laugh "this is a christian town you know..." I have never seen someone look so unconfortable and red! Then I laughed again and said "yes, theres is one and its located on s.1st" We talked about the bar, he invated me to go, but I said no.

After he left my mom noticed that I was talking to the delivery guy and asked me what were we talking about. I just mentioned to her that he was looking for a place to go tonight and I told him of some places he could go. My mom looked at me and said "you should of invated him to that one gay bar" I laughed, I told her that I mentioned it to him and that he had invated me but I said no. She slaped me behind my head and said "Are you stupid?! He's cute and very masculine looking....you should of given him your number!!!" I rolled my eyes at her and walked away.

I dont know what was more awquard, me standing there like if I had down-cyndrome or my mom trying to tell me to hook up with the pepsi delivery guy?. oh well...I'm pretty sure I will get to see him again...after we run out of pepsi...and lord I hope its soon, just having that eye candy for one day made my whole entire evening! what can I say... little things in life keep me satisfied.

jonathan.

1 comment:

Roco said...

WHAT? guy-chaser like you and you didn't go for it? and after someone who was making you swoon? what tha crap jonathan who are you man?